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Clique segregation affects sports

February 24, 2017

This is a satirical news column. With the new semester came significant changes in leadership amongst campus clubs, notably the men’s rugby team. Christopher Schilling (senior, biology) accepted the role as team captain after his […]

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Trump wants to ax PBS, but especially PBS Kids

February 24, 2017

This is a satirical news article. Thursday morning, President Donald Trump told his 10-year-old son, Barron Trump, the real reason he plans to end PBS, PBS Kids and NPR. “Of course it’s not because of […]

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Crimson Hoax: IUP to shorten winter breaks

January 24, 2017

[cft] This is a satirical news column. After several complaints from parents and faculty, university administrators have decided to shorten winter break to two weeks in the upcoming year. “We are getting so many complaints […]

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Crimson Hoax: Horoscopes

November 8, 2016

Jason Daquelente Culture Editor J.E.Daquelente@iup.edu This is a satirical news article. Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Assert yourself and don’t let anyone sway your thoughts. You know she’s the right choice, as she is […]

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Homecoming events inspire police to issue martial law

October 18, 2016

Nicolette Querry Staff Writer N.M.Querry This is a Satirical News Column Out-of-hand homecoming events have forced Indiana Borough police to place campus under martial law. Martial law gives the military the power to suspend the […]

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(Mac) Miller Lite specials that aren’t for lightweights

October 14, 2016

Seth Woolcock Staff Writer S.M.Woolcock@iup.edu IUP’s campus played host Thursday night to the Pennsylvania-born rapper Mac Miller as part of the 2016 IUP Homecoming festivities. Miller kicked off the annual weekend full of events that […]